A friend of mine told me this joke at work: There was an old man who lived in the country. One day he was sitting on his porch when a young boy walked by holding some chicken wire. "Boy, where you going with that there chicken wire?" he asked.
"I'm going to catch me some chickens!" replied the boy.
The old man scrunched up his face and pointed his finger in the air. "Everybody knows you can't catch no damn chickens with no damn chicken wire!"
The boy continues on his way undeterred. Hours later, the boy comes back down the country road holding two chickens in each hand. "Hot damn, boy!" the old man exclaimed as the boy continued on his way home.
The next day, the old man was sitting on his porch when the young boy walked by holding some duct tape.
"Boy, where you going with that there duc' tape?"
"I'm going to catch me some ducks!"
The old man's eyebrows went up and he slapped his knee. "Everybody knows you can't catch no damn ducks with no damn duc' tape!"
The boy continued on his way undeterred. Hours later, the boy came back down the country road holding two ducks in each hand. "What in Sam Hill?" the old man hollered as the boy went on down the road.
The next day, the old man was sitting on his porch when the young boy walked by again. "Boy, what you got there now?"
The boy replied, "pussy willow."
The old man jumped up from his rocking chair and headed for his front door and then turned back to address the young boy. "Hold on, son, let me grab my hat."
When I was younger, my little sister used to try to tell me knock knock jokes. But whenever she would say, "Knock knock." I'd just come back with, "Come in." That frustrated her to no end. Boy I was a mean older brother.
Oh, by the way, I found this good new cheese called Blue Marble Jack by Nasonville Dairy. It's a semi-soft cheese that you can slice like Monterrey Jack, but it has these blue ribbons of delicious cheesiness laced throughout. You can definitely taste both blue cheese and Jack. According to the label, it's a Wisconsin original. It's great on it's own, but I've also used it in a homemade French Onion soup. I'd like to shred it on some spaghetti some time. That sounds yummy.
"I'm going to catch me some chickens!" replied the boy.
The old man scrunched up his face and pointed his finger in the air. "Everybody knows you can't catch no damn chickens with no damn chicken wire!"
The boy continues on his way undeterred. Hours later, the boy comes back down the country road holding two chickens in each hand. "Hot damn, boy!" the old man exclaimed as the boy continued on his way home.
The next day, the old man was sitting on his porch when the young boy walked by holding some duct tape.
"Boy, where you going with that there duc' tape?"
"I'm going to catch me some ducks!"
The old man's eyebrows went up and he slapped his knee. "Everybody knows you can't catch no damn ducks with no damn duc' tape!"
The boy continued on his way undeterred. Hours later, the boy came back down the country road holding two ducks in each hand. "What in Sam Hill?" the old man hollered as the boy went on down the road.
The next day, the old man was sitting on his porch when the young boy walked by again. "Boy, what you got there now?"
The boy replied, "pussy willow."
The old man jumped up from his rocking chair and headed for his front door and then turned back to address the young boy. "Hold on, son, let me grab my hat."
When I was younger, my little sister used to try to tell me knock knock jokes. But whenever she would say, "Knock knock." I'd just come back with, "Come in." That frustrated her to no end. Boy I was a mean older brother.
Oh, by the way, I found this good new cheese called Blue Marble Jack by Nasonville Dairy. It's a semi-soft cheese that you can slice like Monterrey Jack, but it has these blue ribbons of delicious cheesiness laced throughout. You can definitely taste both blue cheese and Jack. According to the label, it's a Wisconsin original. It's great on it's own, but I've also used it in a homemade French Onion soup. I'd like to shred it on some spaghetti some time. That sounds yummy.
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