Saturday, February 26, 2011

New Chinese Proverbs

  I just unleashed my New Chinese Proverbs into the world on Zombie Genesis.  I wrote those back when I was in college.  I'm actually really proud of them.  A lot of them have been incorporated into stories I've written, including my first novel, the Nocent.  The song 'Proverbs' by Chief Loh (available to listen to at contains several of them.
  As you can tell, I had a lot of time on my hands in college.  I was bored a lot.  These are just my little observations of the world around me.  Confucius is probably turning in his grave saying, "You can't put that in a cookie!"  Buddha's hanging out in Nirvana shaking his fist like the Three Stooges saying, "Why I oughtta!"  Mohammad is all like, "How many arms do you have, hmm?"  Jesus just wants to make sure I stay away from the Kool-Aid.

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